Thursday, August 5, 2010

Orange Alphabe-Thursday with Jenny Matlock

 We're joining Jenny for Summer Rainbow School here

featuring the color Orange


Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice. 

Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"
The student replied, "Here's an orange."
The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"

The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him `I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding...'

Orange jokes provided by Matt Maldre


 Orange you glad it's Thursday????


  1. I love the lawyer joke. We just worked on our wills. They read a lot like the lawyer joke.

  2. :-) nice to get some cheesy orange jokes!! Great post. Made me smile!

  3. Haha, love the orange jokes :) Thanks!

  4. love the lawyer joke ... so true!

  5. Very funny! You've got some nice oranges in your header art too!

  6. I love your blog header! What do you mean I missed the whole post about orange?

  7. that lawyer joke is fantastic!

  8. Tee hee - I will be sharing those with my kids! love it!

  9. I am definitely glad it's orange day here at Alphabe-Thursday's little journey through Rainbow Summer School.

    This was tremendous!

    I love cheesy jokes and these were perfect!

    Thanks for linking!